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Me this morning

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:55:33 -0400

Me this morning

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Sat, 04 Aug 2012 08:13:24 -0400

THIS. This is EVERYTHING that is WRONG with porn today. See how...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:04:00 -0400

THIS. This is EVERYTHING that is WRONG with porn today. See how fucking bored she looks? There is nothing in her eyes that says she wants that. If he wasn’t there jiggling her about you could quite easily believe that she was yawning and watching TV. Dire.

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Tue, 24 Jul 2012 18:26:46 -0400

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Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:35:59 -0400

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Mon, 23 Jul 2012 13:49:07 -0400

"Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not..."

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 13:36:58 -0400

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Sex is not a goddamn performance.

Sex should feel as natural as drinking water.

It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe.

Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh.

It’s not about being “good in bed.”

It’s about being happy.

One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you.

Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be.

I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.

I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want.

It’s originality.

It’s passion.

It’s joy.

Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

“Good in bed,” what.

You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you.

Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel.

This isn’t a test.

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- (via sailor-be (via morethanalittlelost)

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Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:52:52 -0400

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Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:11:07 -0400

Please?

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 10:22:33 -0400

Please?

Leave it to the guardian to write something on point about 50 shades

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:40:37 -0400

sexyalonetimes:

The newspaper of every right thinking English person has produced a genuinely very good article about the problem with the fifty shades trilogy

Fifty Shades of Grey is bad for bondage

I’m so glad this exists. I’m so, so, so fucking glad.

"Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on..."

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:51:40 -0400

“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

- Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via monkeyknifefight)

Shit. Too many feelings about this.

(via soharam)

everytime i read this it just hits me right in the gut

(via face-down-asgard-up)

Unf.

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:10:43 -0400

Unf.

Just sitting around in my new bra. And what?

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 08:26:09 -0400

Just sitting around in my new bra. And what?

Too familiar with this.

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:38:49 -0400

Too familiar with this.

I’m not even looking at her tbh.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:25:52 -0400

I’m not even looking at her tbh.

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Mon, 09 Jul 2012 08:35:47 -0400

A proper lady never spits. Anything.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:29:25 -0400

I never did understand the appeal of spitting…

cosmo tip #294

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:27:26 -0400

expertcosmotips:

wait you wanna have sex to please yourself? lmao sex is obviously just for pleasing your man dumbass

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Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:14:55 -0400